#My sexcapades

[gascon-en-exil]

Have you ever fucked anyone that was less than 50 years old…doubt it

I get that this is supposed to be an insult, but - have you ever had sex with anyone over fifty? Visions of scruffy silver daddies with fat dicks and fatter wallets aside, it's typically not as glamorous as all that. Consider -

Realizing that you have very little in common with someone a generation or more older than you, and yet still needing to keep conversation flowing over dinner or drinks. Often this boils down to pretending to listen to a man ramble on for 20-30 minutes about something I absolutely couldn't care about in the slightest, all while nodding and smiling and asking questions at intervals to keep him talking.

When they fumble over a socially acceptable way to refer to their relationship with you. I've been a "son," a "nephew," a "personal assistant," an "protégé," etc.

When you feel like you should have become a nurse with as much as you're expected to engage with their prescription drug cocktails, CPAP machines, and assorted other medical needs.

When daddy kink doesn't work because either they're not into it, they don't understand the concept of roleplay, or they want to be into it but aren't creative enough for dirty talk.

When they need to be pumped full of Viagra/Cialis to even get it up, but of course still expect you to be patient and perform whenever they're finally ready.

Related, when it takes them an eon to cum but you just have to keep going or otherwise they're not going to be as satisfied and are less likely to want to take you out again.

When they're bad at sex, at times in ways that might actually be painful...but trying to teach or correct them is awkward because they're more than twice your age.

And of course, when even the longest-lasting arrangements inevitably end because you're getting older and thus no longer attractive to them, and they've found a younger replacement.

I'm not actually a gerontophile, and most of the time my genuine physical interest in these men is minimal. Still, I've undoubtedly had my share of interesting experiences from sleeping with predominantly older men, and I do take professional pride in my capabilities both in and out of bed. I question if you could do half so much, trolling anon.

But to answer your ask, I do occasionally sleep with men closer to my age for a variety of reasons. The only sincere marriage proposal I've ever received was from a man just three years older than me, and in the broader world of kink I've entertained plenty of men under 50. I'm quite versatile in many respects.

[heavensenthale]

that fuckign poll where they say sex in a hotel room is public sex irks me so

Reblog to reach more ppl etc

[ropes-andchains]

fun meeting idea: i sit beneath your desk and eat you out until you have to excuse yourself.

[maddzroks]

accomplished grad student Dominic learns the grimy bartender she's been sleeping with is going rogue

[shotmrmiller]

That SD!Simon who took a one night stand would have me accepting a babysitting job across the city. The that requires Reader to stay with the kids for a week cause the parents need the vacation. Maybe, possibly meeting someone from that side and 👀

i hear that LOUD AND CLEAR. LIKE GLASS.

listen i ooooooh i would be reaching out to my toxic but great lay ex like pull up neoooowww

gotta have him being a big gross grump who takes care of his own kid now. stop knocking on our door asking how much formula she takes read the can brother

naw i'd be hella moving on. catch me firmly setting lines he cannot and will not cross. no i don't give a damn how tired you are, get your baby and go back to your own flat. no i cannot watch your child mr. riley im gonna have a guy over and you will not interrupt my date with him.

girllll (gn) i'd be howling like a cat in heat during sex too js.

[findafight]

More stranger things fic should have the teens laughing and giggling about sex. Like. Do you remember being 18?? Of course Steve kept saying boobies that shits hilarious. Sex is a funny thing and it can be silly and soft and intimate but it's also sooo funny to talk about. Like. There can be serious convos but oh my god let someone giggle when they hear the word "blowjob".

[aikuse]

springboarding off of orgasm struggle + using toys...where are my mishaps during sex. where are my "wrong hole" and laughter afterwards moments. where are my "my knees hurt" while riding so you switch positions. where are my "that hurts" mentions and your f/o slows down or angles differently so it feels better for you. where are my normalized moments that happen during actual sex and not ripped from a pornhub video

[sciderman]

What does Loki even do in your universe?

his lokiest

[gascon-en-exil]

A friend and occasional lover recently gave me his list of options for things to get him for his birthday, because it's well-known that I am terrible at gift-giving and especially at coming up with surprises. One item on that list is "blowjob from a cute, dumb twink". I asked him if I could just blow him myself and check that one off, only to have him tell me that it wouldn't count because I'm not dumb.

Now that's how you get me to want to give you something for your birthday.

[buttonloops]

i love her so much

i can't wait to love her better

[thatswhatsushesaid]

shitpost dispatches from the wangxian dungeons - [2/?]

[aspenluvr]

just had the best sex of my life today, I finally understood what hozier was talking about

[swsworlds-blog]

😳

[cower-before-power]

I’d jump Gojo’s bones so fast but I don’t think I could date him (he’d annoy me and I’d be waaaay too insecure about things) so that’s why we have a bomb FWB relationship that lasts until we work up the courage to confess to who we really want.

[gascon-en-exil]

It took me seven years, but I finally got around to watching Call Me By Your Name last night. The watch feels doubly belated since I used the novel's cover for a YouTube thumbnail two years ago.

Honestly the multilingual, multicultural backdrop of the film is just as fascinating as the romance, if not more so. I can't appreciate it all directly - I'm not Jewish, and understand only scraps of Italian and nothing at all of German - but it was better-handled than I'd expected when I'd initially read that the story concerned Americans in Italy. As for the romance, it's exactly the sort of thing I'd have expected out of a James Ivory piece: earnest and intimate but a bit plodding and lacking much in the way of direct eroticism aside from lots of partial male nudity. I can recall having a body like Elio's, and turning men's heads in more or less the same fashion (although unlike him I wasn't experimenting with women at the same time). Nowadays I still get my fair share of attention, but it's not because men see any earnest blush of youth in me.

Ahem. As to the various controversies surrounding some of the film's elements, I don't really see what the fuss is about. The peach fleshlight was a bit odd, but nothing that unusual or off-putting (I can safely say I've done stranger things for similar reasons), and overall most of it could be chalked up to the sudden intimacy and boundary-breaking of exploring queer love for the first time. The age gap is also nothing remarkable, and I imagine that anyone who believes otherwise would faint from hearing about the significantly older men I've taken as lovers, including when I was closer to Elio's age. 24 wouldn't have even registered as old to me back then, not when I was being taken to dinner and then to bed by men more than twice that.