#My sexcapades
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One of the strangest instances of the internet getting a hold of niche terminology and flattening it until it loses almost all meaning that I've noticed has to be "gooning." It's a name for a specific fetish, one that I don't think I've ever found referenced in transformative fandom in any way.
But in the last few months however I've increasingly seen gooning be used as a pejorative label for any type of masturbation or porn usage. As someone who's aware of actual gooner content, that never fails to make me laugh.
#Pointless observation#This is like the “top/bottom/switch” thing#Someone on the internet got it wrong and now everyone's doing it#Not into gooning personally#But as with many kinks I know guys who are#My sexcapades
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fun meeting idea: i sit beneath your desk and eat you out until you have to excuse yourself.
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accomplished grad student Dominic learns the grimy bartender she's been sleeping with is going rogue

#domcam#my ocs#yuri#my original characters#yuri comic#my art#had my gf write all of camerons sexcapades hahahah
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That SD!Simon who took a one night stand would have me accepting a babysitting job across the city. The that requires Reader to stay with the kids for a week cause the parents need the vacation. Maybe, possibly meeting someone from that side and 👀
i hear that LOUD AND CLEAR. LIKE GLASS.
listen i ooooooh i would be reaching out to my toxic but great lay ex like pull up neoooowww
gotta have him being a big gross grump who takes care of his own kid now. stop knocking on our door asking how much formula she takes read the can brother
naw i'd be hella moving on. catch me firmly setting lines he cannot and will not cross. no i don't give a damn how tired you are, get your baby and go back to your own flat. no i cannot watch your child mr. riley im gonna have a guy over and you will not interrupt my date with him.
girllll (gn) i'd be howling like a cat in heat during sex too js.
#lmao then he'd be so mean about it like oh he fuck you that good did he?#didn't sound like it#tf would you know? you always just tell me to bend over and flip my skirt up#these guys advances were WANTED AND RECIPROCATED#not tolerated#thank you and pay me my money#and then if i ever catch simon out in the hallway i'll pretend to be on my phone like#heyyyyyy *totally not my bf* don't wanna spook you but my periods late so i'm heading to the doctor now#ik hed have a whole heart attack esp cuz you told him you were on BC during yalls sexcapades#ANNA OOP#this still has me so mad lmao
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xo, kitty au except it's tim drake and his 10 million situationships from brentwood, louis e grieve memorial hs, and gotham heights
#sets place after the dumpster fire that is the red robin run#dick forces him (LOVINGLY and OUT OF CONCERN) to take a break and go to uni far away from gotham to recuperate and learn smthin new#so he goes to san francisco and has a sexuality crisis or two#unintentionally dates two ppl simultaneously#ends up discovering a cult (AGAIN) within the uni and has to dust off the red robin gear#potential love interests include: ives danny temple bernard kon (if we want to get spicy) ariana callie#cullen row steph (if we want to get even MORE spicy)#MAKE TIM MESSY AGAIN @DC#supporting cast include: dick grayson (who has to hear abt tim freaking tf out bc 'wdym going out for coffee to a secluded cafe means we're#out on a date???') the rest of yj when they eventually have to rescue his ass after he infiltrated mentioned cult#damian after hearing tim's sexcapades when he eavesdropped on one of dick's phonecalls#tim drake#red robin#robin#tim drake and the bitches he pulled by being unhinged and mildly neurotic#dick grayson#if i had it my way endgame is either birdsnake or timives#timives#birdsnake#timkon#what the hell sure#timsteph#timbern
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More stranger things fic should have the teens laughing and giggling about sex. Like. Do you remember being 18?? Of course Steve kept saying boobies that shits hilarious. Sex is a funny thing and it can be silly and soft and intimate but it's also sooo funny to talk about. Like. There can be serious convos but oh my god let someone giggle when they hear the word "blowjob".
#stranger things#spicy six#i guess#also#the party#literally they are fourteen/fifteen and they definitely know what the word 'cum' means and yes use it to terrorize each other#steve harrington#robin Buckley#Jonathan byers#argyle stranger things#nancy wheeler#eddie munson#the concept of sex as a teen is just. its funny. let steve tell robin his stupid sexcapades#platonic stobin#robin is rolling laughing. she like that girl did NOT try to get you to call her big mama#and goes 'she DID! i dont know how i was supposed to because she was gonna sit on my face! not a talking position!#and then robin calls steve big momma sporadically throughout the week#finda's rambles
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#obv i have SO much more to share from my very eventful night last night at the swingers club#but the cutest most wholesome couple invited me to have sex with them and it was their first time at a swingers club#and the husband really wanted to hold his wifes hand as he came in me and was lovingly gazing into his wifes eyes#it was so fucking sweet and cute and i loved it#i loved that i could like hell them have fun while also being able go witness like actual true love 😭👍 highly recommend#help*#and they both kept joking that they were in love with me and should be with them lolol#they were so sweet and cute#sexcapades
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What does Loki even do in your universe?
his lokiest
#loki man. loki man. does whatever a loki can#sci speaks#I guess he does evil things sometimes . but mostly he just vibes I think .#not every character is really in my jurisdiction. there wasn’t a loki blog but.#like. I wish there was. I wish there were other blogs left in 9319… sighs.#I miss everybody. I’m so lonely.#I think the whole loki messing with deadpool and telling him he is his father definitely happened in 9319.#most of deadpool’s comics canon is canon to 9319. with some minor changes here or there.#which makes loki and wade’s sexcapades even more insane..#but like. Wade’s sexcapades are absolutely batshit insane.#nate would frown so deeply if he knew everything wade got up to while he wasn’t looking.
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Have you ever fucked anyone that was less than 50 years old…doubt it
I get that this is supposed to be an insult, but - have you ever had sex with anyone over fifty? Visions of scruffy silver daddies with fat dicks and fatter wallets aside, it's typically not as glamorous as all that. Consider -
Realizing that you have very little in common with someone a generation or more older than you, and yet still needing to keep conversation flowing over dinner or drinks. Often this boils down to pretending to listen to a man ramble on for 20-30 minutes about something I absolutely couldn't care about in the slightest, all while nodding and smiling and asking questions at intervals to keep him talking.
When they fumble over a socially acceptable way to refer to their relationship with you. I've been a "son," a "nephew," a "personal assistant," an "protégé," etc.
When you feel like you should have become a nurse with as much as you're expected to engage with their prescription drug cocktails, CPAP machines, and assorted other medical needs.
When daddy kink doesn't work because either they're not into it, they don't understand the concept of roleplay, or they want to be into it but aren't creative enough for dirty talk.
When they need to be pumped full of Viagra/Cialis to even get it up, but of course still expect you to be patient and perform whenever they're finally ready.
Related, when it takes them an eon to cum but you just have to keep going or otherwise they're not going to be as satisfied and are less likely to want to take you out again.
When they're bad at sex, at times in ways that might actually be painful...but trying to teach or correct them is awkward because they're more than twice your age.
And of course, when even the longest-lasting arrangements inevitably end because you're getting older and thus no longer attractive to them, and they've found a younger replacement.
I'm not actually a gerontophile, and most of the time my genuine physical interest in these men is minimal. Still, I've undoubtedly had my share of interesting experiences from sleeping with predominantly older men, and I do take professional pride in my capabilities both in and out of bed. I question if you could do half so much, trolling anon.
But to answer your ask, I do occasionally sleep with men closer to my age for a variety of reasons. The only sincere marriage proposal I've ever received was from a man just three years older than me, and in the broader world of kink I've entertained plenty of men under 50. I'm quite versatile in many respects.
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i love her so much
i can't wait to love her better
#i'm so glad we're saying it now#we lasted three weeks before she cracked#i was physically biting my tongue not to say it after three days#when i fall i fall hard#and this time is the hardest yet#nellie: the sexcapade so good we spun it off unchanged
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a friend of mine wrote a novel about Zoro being a slut whore and I'm HOPING I'll have enough free time this coming up week to just eat every last crumb of it.......
#us zoro lovers know what he wants#zoro would be thrilled to see all of his sexcapades written into a book#hed be so proud hed be like#“yeah i put that in my ass'#pls hmu for the link its worth your time#jay id print this and bind it and put it on my library shelf
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tmi with toni
I am still sore and he is being so smug about it
am i still a little floaty? yes. love when subspace lingers 💕💕💕
also still reeling over him calling me his “pretty slut-shaped punching bag” who tf gave him the right?? shit it was me lmao
Also feel free to block #toni shares too much on the internet 2k23 (and #toni shares too much on the internet 2k24) if you don’t want to see this stuff amid the fanfic
#friendly reminder that this is my kink diary#you do not have to read#it’s all personal sexcapades and dynamics shit#tmi#toni shares too much on the internet 2k23#d/s real life#d/s playtime
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[tmi sex talk below the cut]
I thought my libido would eventually, you know, kick off???? now that I have an eager and readily accessible sexual partner, which has literally never happened in my life?????? Like I just assumed this heightened libido has always been a result of being a fairly sexual person with very limited access to safe, trustworthy sexual partners, resulting in just a build up of sexual frustration.
But no. It’s been almost a goddamn week straight of great sex on top of sporadic periods before this and my body is STILL like fuck or die, peasant. Jesus fucking christ. I can only hope my newly gained employed status means my body will chill the fuck out a bit having another genuinely mentally commanding foci that isn’t how badly I want to be railed. ¯\_(ツ)_/�� anyway that’s where I’m at what’s new with you folx.
#say more sadie#god I feel like I should have a tag for this but also#I don’t necessarily want to advertise how to easily locate my sexcapades blogging#like if you want to read me for filth you just gotta comb through twenty pages#of me yelling about old man yaoi and my lit arts degree
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#sexcapades#tag talk#just had to reprimand somebody for godmoding while sexting. this is the funniest thing to happen to me all year#like. bro you can't direct my character - just yours. didn't you learn that in the vampires vs werewolves rp forum?#also ngl this dude is worse than a chatbot. no continuity at all.#he wouldn't do very well on the warrior cats forums at all
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